Science Class, 1807, Before We Knew Anything About Anything  

Professor: Mr. Anderson, what can you tell me about structure of Fructose 1,6 diphosphate 

Mr. Anderson: Nothing

P: Correct. Those were gibberish syllables I randomly said and they don’t mean anything. That was a trick question and you passed. 

M.A: Thank you sir. Surely time and posterity will look favorably upon us and our scientific pedigree. 

P: Yes I must agree. We here at the the academy conduct ourselves with the utmost gentility, and with a superlative attention to detail and worship of science and also pee is stored in the balls.

M.A: How do we know?

P: Well it’s quite simple really. The male scrotum is obviously filled with something, and, in a related vein, I pee out of my penis. The proximity of these two things is undeniable. It’s elementary, really. 

M.A: Has anybody ever done an experiment on it?

P: No. 

M.A: Ok. 

P: Another triumphant day for the academy!